Vintagerobot; not so ordinary

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Sorry I’ve been a lazy bum I haven’t blogged or anything haven’t commented any one’s site in ages yatta yatta I know. I’ve just been relaxing for the past 2 weeks (or 3 sorry, my brain can’t engage in mathematical calculations atm) but I shall be returning all comments and start revving up my affie list I bet most of them think I’m dead!  but no I’m alive. I haven’t been put on stake/shot at/stabbed at yet

So last Friday I went to  ‘mutual’ friend’s party shall I say as my friend was best friend’s with the girl who threw the party. Me and my other friend wasn’t sure of going because we would have been stood there like lemons all night as we didn’t know anyone and they were four years older than us yeah you get the picture but we went anyway. And I got a little bit drunk there. I had been drinking beforehand just Vodka mixed in with those alcopops you get (added more Vodka though) but I was nowhere near drunk whereas my friend was.  And at the party I had drunk a full bottle of  Red Wine yes, quite unusual for someone my age but no one else was going to drink it as it tasted sort of vinegary so I thought I might as well have it haha. Then it all went to my head and I was swaggering around like I was stoned or something, I don’t even remember half of it or what I said to anyone. But my friend was half cut and she was throwing up EVERYWHERE and everyone was telling me to take her home so I was like “I can’t fuckin’ take her home! her mum will think we’ve been at a pissing crack den!” haha we was in such a state but then I had to sober up to look after her then I ended up doing an all nighter.

Oh god seriously never do one of them, my eyes looked like they’d been forced open with matchsticks it was that bad! and I had pins and needles and I had no energy or motivation in me at all so when I got home which was like at 8 O’clock in the morning I just went straight to bed and had a couple of snoozes then I went to the cinemas with my mum and dad to watch the Dark Knight .

I’ve already seen it beforehand but I still went because I absolutely love the Joker and I loved Heath Ledger’s character even though I didn’t love Heath Ledger when he was alive but I just loved the Joker – does anyone even get what I’m saying? anyway, I think he based it on Jack Nicholson’s character on the look but was more insane than Jack Nicholson’s was. Man, I’d love my life if it was in DC Comics I’d so be Harley Quinn (The Joker’s sidekick) haha.

Anyway in other news, I’m going on holiday to Lanzerote on the 18th September to the 28th September ee I’m so excited!