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Screw you Apple

edit:// Charlie has informed me that hopefully by tonight on the 25/7 my domain will be back up but I’m going to Sonic Boom a party, rock out type of thing like a rock club where live bands play so I’ll do stuff I need to do on Saturday :) .

I know I know I know I haven’t been around for the a while it’s my host again. Not Charlie, it’s the one who hosts his server or something along those lines. Something happened there I don’t know what and I think that we may have lost everything again but not to worry, I HAVE BACK UP :) heh heh.

So much has happened over the past week so I’ll just summarise it instead of boring you with big details.

My phone – I’ve had it since christmas and it was  pretty good phone wasn’t the best of phones but I only used it for texting and calling ‘cos that’s how I roll yo. Anyway, I put it in my housecoat pocket and I stupidly forgot to take it out resulting in my mum washing the housecoat so the phone was gone. Bye byes. My mum was really pissed at me but I wasn’t that bothered about my phone – I care (I mean cared) about my iPod more. I have since got a phone from my friend who has gratefully given it me for a good deal so I have the phone sorted now.

My iPod – My Podzy. It was a nano 3g one I got at christmas and it was my most prized possession ever. I put that in my housecoat pocket (I like to listen to it in the mornings when I have my breakfast) little did I know my mum washed THAT as well. So when I found out I threw a complete fit because I was so careless about it. Trust me, I never took it out in case it was stolen or got dropped and then it got put in the wash it was yeah gone. I’ve been told that it can survive the washing machine so I’ve been drying it out for the past week and I’ve just plugged it in and isn’t coming on.

R.I.P Podzy :(

I even went to the Apple store in Manchester and the employee was like “APPLE DO NO REFUNDS on so many months blah blah” I was like “I didn’t ask for a refund you twerp I just asked can an iPod survive the bleedin’ washing machine” and HE KICKED ME OUT. Ew. But before I went I grabbed an iPhone (I was in a rage) and proudly wrote “APPLE SUCKS! :” on the notepad it has and saved it as the background.

Lucy + Electrical Products = Disaster.

Yes I know it is my own fault for these disasters I’ve been told dozens of times by myself and my parents. But for now I digged my old iPod nano out (one of them ones where it was just black and white, yeah the white one) and I’ve been using that for the time being.

Hey Steve Jobs, if you’re reading this why not create a WATERPROOF iPod? you’ve already created the world’s thinniest notebook which btw, I don’t like. Take that idea in mind k.

No, I’m joking it would be IMPOSSIBLE to create one. :)

Oh and I’ve finished for the summer holidays. I’ll write more in the week.

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